Big Brother 2011 - 1st Eviction Recap

So Friday 16 September was the first eviction show of Big Brother 2011!  The people up for eviction were Tashi, Harry and Aaron.  Of course it was again a vote to save situation.

The first thing I noticed with the live show was that Brian looks like he had a haircut.  Not so sure about it actually.  Anyway when he said the names of the nominees I didn’t know what to expect.  I haven’t been watching Big Brother’s Bit on the Side this time.  I had a feeling that Harry wouldn’t be that high up on people’s lists but thought it might be a Freddie from Big Brother 2009.  So the crowd surprised me a bit with cheering for Harry and Aaron and booing Tashi.

Next up was the recap of the previous day’s events.  The most exciting thing that happened was Aaron snogging the hell out of Tom in a game of gay chicken.  I thought it was quite funny when they fell off the chair while kissing.

Brian then spoke to the house after the recap.  The crowd was still cheering for Aaron and Harry.  Tashi seemed really shocked when there were some boos mixed in with the chanting going on.  Brian then revealed who got the most votes to save.  I was unsurprised when it was Aaron.  Come on, he’s really cool!

Brian then told the house who got the least number of votes. The first person to leave the Big Brother house is Tashi!  I’m actually happy about this.  Tashi annoyed the hell out of me.  It was the crying without tears thing that got me.

Now what annoyed me was that they left Tashi in the house for an hour after it was announced that she was evicted.  I had to wait until The Bachelor was over before I got to see the crowd’s reaction and see her interview.  I think that was really unnecessary.  

When she finally left the house she was ‘crying’.  As she stood on the top of the stairs she had a tissue and was wiping the side of her eye but there were no tears.  If you’re going to pretend to cry at least make sure you can do crocodile tears.  The crowd continued to boo her once she was out of the house.  That was actually quite refreshing as the crowd generally cheers when someone exists.  

They showed a video of Harry and Aaron in the diary room asking them what they are going to miss about Tashi.  I had to laugh because they seemed to pause like they couldn’t think of anything.  Harry said that he never really talked to her and the most he ever said was good morning to her.  So how were the boys going to celebrate staying in the house?  Aaron was going to have a shandy and Harry was going to have a bath.  Wow real party animals they are.

So the next nominations will be shown on Wednesday 20 September.  I really don’t know who they’re going to nominate this time but it should be interesting.

As a side note it seems that the girls leaving first tradition has not been broken!  It’s a bit weird to think that in every Big Brother so far a girl has left first.

Big Brother 2011 - 1st Nomination Show

Last night we say the nominations show.  I like these show because some of the reasons why people get nominated are ridiculous.  I also love watching the reactions of the people who are up for eviction.  The problem with this show was that I found 2 of my favourite housemates up for eviction!

I found it funny that when Big Brother announced to the house that they have to nominate that so many people were shocked.  Have they been living under a rock or are they really that good at acting?  Anyway there were a few people immune to nominations because they won gold swimsuits from Pamela Anderson.  These were Heaven, Maisy and Rebeckah.

The first person to nominate was Aaron.  His 1^st nomination was Tashi.  The reasons were that it was all me, me, me with her, that she likes attentions and it’s all about the Tashi show.  His 2^nd nomination was Anton.  The reasons were that his little boy gave him advice to join in and Anton apparently isn’t.

The next person to nominate was Aden.  You just know he wanted to nominate Rebeckah but she was immune.  His 1^st nomination was Alex.  The reason for this was that he clicked with the other girls first.  The 2^nd nomination was Tom.  The reason for this was that he didn’t go out in the garden with the other guys when Aden lost his gold swimsuit.

Next up was Alex.  Her 1^st nomination was Anton.  The reason for this was that she’s hasn’t really gotten to know him.  The 2^nd nomination was Tashi.  The reason for this was that Tashi never made an effort to get to know her.

Anton was the next to nominate.  His 1^st nomination was Mark.  He said that Mark was a bit fake, structured and at times you can see his brain working.  The 2^nd nomination was Aaron.  The reasons for this are that he feels Aaron is quite but will backstab you and that he has to be wary of him.

Faye nominated next.  Her first nomination was Harry.  The reasons were that they just don’t gel, they have no bond, and don’t click and she find is awkward to talk to him at times.  The second nomination was Aaron.  The reasons for this was that it is hard to talk to him, that there is an awkwardness between them and that he doesn’t seem to like her.

Harry was up next for nominations.  His 1^st nomination was Aden.  The reason was that he is messy and never cleans up after himself.  The 2^nd nomination was Tashi.  He feels that she is fake and plays this dumb character as well as being an attention seeker.

Nominating next was Heaven.  Her first nomination was Harry.  Her reason was that he goes to bed early and doesn’t join in the late night stuff.  The second nomination was for Tashi.  The reason for this was that Tashi drinks her soy milk even though she does drink dairy.

Jay was nominating next.  His first nomination was for Harry.  The reason for this is that he hunts foxes and doesn’t eat what he hunts.  2^nd nomination was for Aaron.  The reasons for this is that he doesn’t show emotions, likes to stir things up a bit and Jay thinks people would rather see happy housemates than ones that are fighting.

Louise is next to nominate.  Her first nomination was Tom.  Her reason was that she felt negative vibes from him and that he can be bitchy.  Her second nomination was Alex.  The reason is that Alex talks and laughs about people behind their backs and she does not like that.

Maisy had to nominate next.  Her 1^st nomination was Alex.  The reasons for this were that Alex snapped at her and that they do not get each other.  The second nomination was Mark.  The reasons are that he is hilarious and silly but he does go past the point of being funny and he forgot her name.

Mark had to nominate next.  His first nomination was Anton.  The reasons for this were that they don’t speak, have had no one on one time and Anton ate a boiled egg in front of him even though he knew about Mark’s egg white phobia.  The second nomination was Tashi.  The reason for this is that she likes dressing up as Disney characters and he is sure that is copyright infringement so if he does something funny while she is dressed up it won’t be shown.

Next to nominate was Rebeckah.  Her first nomination was Harry.  The reason for this was that he kills foxes and that is disgusting.  Her second nomination was Aaron.  The reasons were that he is her worst type of man, that he is cutting with her and that she can sometimes talk to him and other times he seems arrogant.  

Tashi was the next one up.  Harry was her first nomination.  Her reason was that he makes funny comments but some of them make her feel uncomfortable to be a girl.  Aaron was her second nomination.  The reason for this is that he is sarcastic and that makes her feel uncomfortable.  

Tom was the last to nominate.  His first nomination was Louise.  The reasons were that she has not captivated him, she’s a bit boring and he feels she doesn’t want to talk to him.  His second nomination was Harry.  The reason for this was that he hunts foxes and only does it for fun.

So those are all the nominations.  That means that the people up for eviction are Harry, Aaron and Tashi.  I don’t mind if Tashi goes but I really like Aaron and Harry!

So what were their reactions?  Tashi burst into tears.  I would like to note that these were fake tears because she made sobbing noises but there was no moisture.  Also she was able to stop crying pretty easily.  Harry said that it sucks that his mom is going to see this and his girlfriend will say he was an idiot and should have been nicer to people.  Aaron sees this as a game and nominations are part of it and they all have to go through this at some point.

I have to say that some of the reasons for nominations were ridiculous!  Now I feel that fox hunting is wrong and a cruel thing to do but really it’s not like Harry is hunting them in the house.  No one else was nominated because of what they do outside the house.  Also I would like Jay to know that yes I personally would like to see fighting housemates instead of happy smooth sailing.

So that’s who is up for eviction on Friday!  I’m really hoping that Tashi goes because that girl annoys me something terrible.

Big Brother 2011 - The Live Launch Recap

Last night was the live launch of Channel 5’s Big Brother 2011.  It was tipped to be the sexiest yet but I’m not so sure.  Anyway Pamela Anderson was in the house watching all the housemates go in.  At this point I had no idea what her part in this would be and I still only have a vague idea.  Anyway let’s get to the housemates.

The first housemate is Mark!  I couldn’t be bothered to remember their last names as it is unimportant.  Anyway Mark is an idiot or so say his friends.  He also says that he looks like a flamingo when naked.  How is that sexy?  He also loves animals.  He seems a bit meh to me and I feel he could easily become annoying.  He has zero concentration level and seems to have a hard time getting what Brian is saying.  Something that is a bit weird about him is that he has a phobia of egg whites.

The second housemate in is Maisy!  I didn’t know people called their kids Maisy anymore.  She wants to be an actress or TV presenter.  She seems a bit fickle because she said that she goes from guy to guy even if she is with someone.  Seems to be an attention whore to me.  When she came out the crowd was booing her.  She says that she lives for the moment, cliché much? She thought she was the first in but the Mark pops up and is all hi there’s an egg shaped bath.  They didn’t change the house much from the celebs.

Third into the house is Aaron!  Arrogant and single by his own admission.  He said he’s not a numbers guy when it comes to women which I doubt.  He says that his way is right and he becomes upset easily.  It’s a 50/50 thing about whether you like him or not.  When he came out I laughed because he had this funny walk/swagger thing going that looked ridiculous!  The crowd had a mixed reaction to him.

The fourth housemate is Heaven!  She’s a model, dancer, blah blah.  I have a feeling she may go early but that is just my first impression, she may become better.  She has a problem with fake people and noses.  She says that fake people have no substance and no soul.  She is honest to people and they should not mess with her food.  The girl eats 8 meals a day!  Is that healthy?  She also got a mixed reaction from the crowd.  She has the most annoying laugh ever and took way too long to get into the house.  Also I would like to state that she has fake hair extensions in and took some into the house with her.  Double standards with the fake thing then.

Housemate number 5 is Tom!  He is a sales assistant and kind of cute.  He doesn’t like fat girls and is bisexual.  He seems a bit weird that could be good.  I couldn’t help but wonder what the heck he was wearing when he came out.  It was like a mesh top with shorts.  When he got into the house he didn’t stop talking.  I just noticed that Mark hugs a lot.

 

The sixth housemate is Tashi!  She does belly dancing and thinks this is the best way to use the body.  She is loud, out there and a bit too much for me.  She peaks 5 languages and doesn’t drink alcohol.  Loves giving advice and is confident.  I’m not so sure about her but the crowd is cheering.  I’m doubting the 5 language thing because she had to think about what languages she speaks when Brian asked her.  Brian also said she was slippery, not sure what that means.

Housemate number 7 is Aden!  He sleeps with a teddy.  He says that he has the ability to realise who the true people are because he has a degree in psychology.  He seems to be a player and that annoys me but may be fun to watch.  He came out being very gangster and I don’t see why.  He wants a drink as soon as he got into the house.

Housemate number 8 is Alex!  She’s only 19 but I have to say she looks older.  She sees why people compare her to Barbie and so can I.  She says that she works at the front of the McDonalds where she takes orders and does nothing else.  So in other words she’s a cashier.  She would not describe herself as marmite but then I don’t know anyone who would.  She wants to proof that not all blondes are stupid but I have a hard time believing she’s up to the task.  When she came out I thought she is orange!  She also took too long to get into the house and was making weird noises when she got in.

The 9^th housemate is Harry!  He is so posh.  He believes that money makes the world go round and wants to be a millionaire by 25.  He lives in the country and goes fox hunting.  How horrible is that!  Poor foxes.  He’s bisexual but has a girlfriend and would not mind a romance.  The crowd booed him when he came out.  He runs a milkshake company and you know his parents helped him.  He also wants to be a gay icon but I always thought you had to be gay for that.  He also has no sense of smell and owns 15 horses.  He hugged Mark and asked what is your name sir?  Who speaks like that?

Housemate number 10 is Rebeckah!  Not sure what she does for a living but I think she’s an escort.  Anyway she runs a dance school for the under privileged.  The majority of her anger comes from men which should make being stuck with 7 men in a house for 2 months fun.  She wants to spice things up by teasing the boys.  She is very giggly and started crying when she got into the house.  It seems like Mark and Heaven have become the welcoming committee. 

The 11^th housemate is Anton!  He thinks he’s hunky but I’m not seeing it.  He said he was here for the people but he’s not going to do anything for the people if he wins.  He was part of the gang culture but went to private schools.  Says this allows him to talk to anyone from gang people to Stephen Fry.  He was the coolest coming out so far but did these uh huh noises that annoy me.  He took tobacco into the house even though he doesn’t smoke.  Bribe currency anyone?  He didn’t want the hug Mark gave him.  

Housemate number 12 is Faye!  She does not have a nice body no matter what she says.  Any girls that annoy her she will attack.  I’m wondering if this is going to lead to a cat fight in the house.  She looks a lot better when she is fully clothed.  She said that she was there to have fun.  Change her tune a bit there after facing the crowd.  Brian asked if she brought her alter ego and she said we’ll have to wait and see.  I have to admit that she is prettier than the other girls in the house so far.  The boys are checking her out.  I have to ask if she did say she’s from London, Midlands?

The 13^th housemate is Jay!  He is a plumber, barber and fitness instructor.  How does he do all those things?  Anyway he is a Geordie through and through.  I had a really hard time understanding him.  He also speaks Geordie lingo which I do not understand at all.  At least Brian didn’t understand either.  He says he wants to do Newcastle proud and that the eagle has landed.  Not sure what that means.  He actually creeps me out a bit.  I am starting to like Mark more with each housemate that goes in.

The last housemate and number 14 is Louise!  She is a model but says she is not your typical model.  She watches intellectual TV shows like Bargain Hunt.  No offense to Bargain Hunt but I don’t think it counts as intellectual TV.  She would rather marry a chef than a footballer.  Boys don’t come up to her but she is normal and will not bite.  She says a man wanted to marry her if she got elocution lessons but she wouldn’t.  I’m wondering if she knows what elocution lessons are.  She is so stupid and a bit slow.  She wanted to join the army but we don’t know why she didn’t.

So all the housemate are inside now and they still don’t know that Pamela is lurking around.  The gates blocking the garden start to open and everyone screams when they see Pamela out there.  I have to say that Pamela does a fair amount of screaming herself.  I can’t really make out what all the people are saying because they are all kind of talking at the same time.  That is where it ends.  Still don’t know why Pamela is there and what her point is.  

Well the first eviction will be next Friday.  Don’t know how nominations will be done and if they have anything to do with Pamela.  There’s no-one really good looking or exciting.  I was hoping to have another Bobby to look at since this was supposed to be the sexiest house ever.