So last night was the Celebrity Big Brother
finale. I was actually looking forward
to this not only because we get to find out who wins but because these
housemates are a bit boring and I wasn’t the attention seeking public in the
house. Anyway the lines were open for a
few minutes at the beginning of the show while we see highlights.
The highlights were of their last meal
together as housemates. It’s a nice set
up but Big Brother gave them oysters.
Not everyone eats oysters in fact Jedward make a fuss about the fact
that they have never had them before. As
you can tell I don’t like oysters.
Anyway Kerry was going on about how she was going to cry. I couldn’t help but think: ‘How is this any
different than any other time?’ I swear
that woman cries about everything.
Jedward were then given awards to give out
to the other housemates. I don’t know if
we got to see all the awards or just a few.
The awards we did see were best couple (Amy and Lucien), funniest (Paddy),
best housemate (Bobby) and most annoying (Jedward).
Well now it was time for the first person
to leave the house. When Brian spoke to
the house the crowd wasn’t really on the ball at all. They usually boo people but they made some
half committed cheer boo thing or they were chanting.
So the first person out of the house is
Bobby! Can’t say I’m that
surprised. No-one seemed to like him
even though I was voting for him. The
phone lines were then reopened. I
thought that was a bit of a money making plot by Channel 5. Oh well not much I can do about it.
Now it was Bobby’s interview. I was looking forward to this because he was
so cool when he came out. On a side note
the crowd was cheering for him then when they hated him all the time! Fickle!
Bobby said it was good to be back in the real world and that he loved
facing the crowd. Brian said we all
assumed he would have a romance in the house but Bobby said that he couldn’t
compete with his mate Lucien for a girl (Amy).
Then we got onto sweat-gate.
Bobby said that Darryn was a bully and he didn’t like him during the
first week but he did feel remorse about what he did. On a side note Brian will not let the man
speak! Hello it’s an interview with him
so let the man finish. It’s not the
Brian Dowling show! Bobby wants Jedward
or Paddy to win!
Now it was time for the next eviction. The next evicted housemate is Darryn! Boy, he did not seem impressed by this. I honestly think he thought he could win
this. The crowd again is cheering even
though they booed earlier for him.
Brian said he was excited about the
interview with Darryn. Why? Anyway Darryn said his life is a
rollercoaster. He also said he didn’t
see himself reaching the finale. No one
is going to say that they saw themselves there.
He also thinks that it was the fact that he has his own opinion that had
him nominated so often. He said that he
was himself in the house. If that’s what
he’s usually like then I don’t want to know him. He said that the house needs calm and peace
which I thought was a bit rich coming from the main instigator of the
house. I kind of stopped listening to
the interview after that.
The next person out of the house is
Lucien! Lucien annoyed the hell out of
me in the house flitting from one girl to the next. Everyone said he was good looking but I never
say it.
So Lucien said that he was scared of being
booed by the crowd. To me this says that
he knew what he was doing in that house.
Brian asked if no lady was safe and that Lucien flitted from Pamela to
Kerry to Amy to Kerry to Amy. Lucien
said it was a bit of fun and he was just having a good time. When asked if he likes Amy he said he did at
one point but has now come around. This
is a far cry from when he said he wanted to date her outside the house. Kerry he called his big sister and Paddy was
his best mate. He learnt in the house
that you shouldn’t follow the crowd and I couldn’t help but think that he is 19
and still giving into peer pressure. He
wants Paddy to win.
The next person to be evicted is Amy! I kinda saw this coming. No matter how popular she is she was never
going to win. I think she was quite
upset about this. I don’t think she
would have stopped to say goodbye if Kerry hadn’t made a big fuss. I have a feeling that Kerry or Paddy is going
to win which is ridiculous since Kerry was annoying as hell and Paddy didn’t do
anything.
She was asked if she fancied Lucien. She of course said no. Why would she change her mind now that she is
out of the house? She always said it was
a bit of fun. That’s really all I got
out of that interview because Amy bores me.
Now in 3rd place is
Jedward! Alright so I wanted them to win
but I had little hope that they would.
This just cements in my mind that this could well have been a set
up. Everyone was all for Jedward to win
but they don’t. Some people seemed to
boo them when they came out which is odd since it was all cheers earlier. Does the crowd get prompts or something?
Brian is a bit concerned about the noise
level when doing this interview. Jedward
say they are happy to have got this far.
They also only had 2 suitcases each but air packed their clothes. The jackets they were wearing were signed by
Paul McCartney! I would never actually
wear that jacket. They think the reason
why they never got a single nomination is that everyone in the house loved
them. They also could never have done
this without each other. They were asked
which girl they fancied and Edward said John like Amy and Tara Reid. They don’t say who they want to win which in
my mind says that they want neither to win.
We now have the final two. I sort of want Paddy to win just because it’s
the less of two evils really. At this
point Kerry seems very calm and confident that she is going to win. Did she know something we didn’t?
The winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 is
Paddy!
Kerry now had to exit the house and she was
making these weird ooh ooh noises. I don’t
know if she is trying to laugh, cry or shout.
She doesn’t seem to be coping with the crowd too well. If she was a celeb this would be a piece of
cake for her. Again she says it was for
the kids. Come off it already! She seems really focused for someone who is
emotional but then that may just be me.
She said that Lucien is like a little brother. I hope she doesn’t treat her little brother
like that because that would be border line incest.
Now Paddy get’s to come out of the
house. He is so excited about winning
this it’s actually quite ridiculous. I
couldn’t help but notice that the music was a bit off last night. Anyway I would like to tell you what Paddy
said in his interview but his accent became worse because of his excitement. I did get that Paddy thought Jedward was
going to win. You’re not the only one
Paddy.
We now got a bit of a spoiler for the
normal Big Brother that starts tonight.
Pamela Anderson is going to be in the house! Now I don’t know if this means she will be a
proper housemate or if she is just going to be there for the first day or for a
bit. I guess they want us to watch and
find out.
So that’s the end of Celebrity Big Brother
2011 where the man that no-one understands won.
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