Last night was the live launch of Channel 5’s
Big Brother 2011. It was tipped to be
the sexiest yet but I’m not so sure.
Anyway Pamela Anderson was in the house watching all the housemates go
in. At this point I had no idea what her
part in this would be and I still only have a vague idea. Anyway let’s get to the housemates.
The first housemate is Mark! I couldn’t be bothered to remember their last
names as it is unimportant. Anyway Mark
is an idiot or so say his friends. He
also says that he looks like a flamingo when naked. How is that sexy? He also loves animals. He seems a bit meh to me and I feel he could
easily become annoying. He has zero
concentration level and seems to have a hard time getting what Brian is
saying. Something that is a bit weird
about him is that he has a phobia of egg whites.
The second housemate in is Maisy! I didn’t know people called their kids Maisy
anymore. She wants to be an actress or TV
presenter. She seems a bit fickle
because she said that she goes from guy to guy even if she is with
someone. Seems to be an attention whore
to me. When she came out the crowd was
booing her. She says that she lives for
the moment, cliché much? She thought she was the first in but the Mark pops up
and is all hi there’s an egg shaped bath.
They didn’t change the house much from the celebs.
Third into the house is Aaron! Arrogant and single by his own admission. He said he’s not a numbers guy when it comes
to women which I doubt. He says that his
way is right and he becomes upset easily.
It’s a 50/50 thing about whether you like him or not. When he came out I laughed because he had
this funny walk/swagger thing going that looked ridiculous! The crowd had a mixed reaction to him.
The fourth housemate is Heaven! She’s a model, dancer, blah blah. I have a feeling she may go early but that is
just my first impression, she may become better. She has a problem with fake people and
noses. She says that fake people have no
substance and no soul. She is honest to
people and they should not mess with her food.
The girl eats 8 meals a day! Is
that healthy? She also got a mixed
reaction from the crowd. She has the
most annoying laugh ever and took way too long to get into the house. Also I would like to state that she has fake
hair extensions in and took some into the house with her. Double standards with the fake thing then.
Housemate number 5 is Tom! He is a sales assistant and kind of
cute. He doesn’t like fat girls and is
bisexual. He seems a bit weird that
could be good. I couldn’t help but
wonder what the heck he was wearing when he came out. It was like a mesh top with shorts. When he got into the house he didn’t stop
talking. I just noticed that Mark hugs a
lot.
The sixth housemate is Tashi! She does belly dancing and thinks this is the
best way to use the body. She is loud,
out there and a bit too much for me. She
peaks 5 languages and doesn’t drink alcohol.
Loves giving advice and is confident.
I’m not so sure about her but the crowd is cheering. I’m doubting the 5 language thing because she
had to think about what languages she speaks when Brian asked her. Brian also said she was slippery, not sure
what that means.
Housemate number 7 is Aden! He sleeps with a teddy. He says that he has the ability to realise who
the true people are because he has a degree in psychology. He seems to be a player and that annoys me
but may be fun to watch. He came out
being very gangster and I don’t see why.
He wants a drink as soon as he got into the house.
Housemate number 8 is Alex! She’s only 19 but I have to say she looks
older. She sees why people compare her
to Barbie and so can I. She says that
she works at the front of the McDonalds where she takes orders and does nothing
else. So in other words she’s a
cashier. She would not describe herself
as marmite but then I don’t know anyone who would. She wants to proof that not all blondes are
stupid but I have a hard time believing she’s up to the task. When she came out I thought she is
orange! She also took too long to get
into the house and was making weird noises when she got in.
The 9th housemate is Harry! He is so posh. He believes that money makes the world go
round and wants to be a millionaire by 25.
He lives in the country and goes fox hunting. How horrible is that! Poor foxes.
He’s bisexual but has a girlfriend and would not mind a romance. The crowd booed him when he came out. He runs a milkshake company and you know his
parents helped him. He also wants to be
a gay icon but I always thought you had to be gay for that. He also has no sense of smell and owns 15
horses. He hugged Mark and asked what is
your name sir? Who speaks like that?
Housemate number 10 is Rebeckah! Not sure what she does for a living but I
think she’s an escort. Anyway she runs a
dance school for the under privileged.
The majority of her anger comes from men which should make being stuck
with 7 men in a house for 2 months fun.
She wants to spice things up by teasing the boys. She is very giggly and started crying when
she got into the house. It seems like
Mark and Heaven have become the welcoming committee.
The 11th housemate is
Anton! He thinks he’s hunky but I’m not
seeing it. He said he was here for the people
but he’s not going to do anything for the people if he wins. He was part of the gang culture but went to
private schools. Says this allows him to
talk to anyone from gang people to Stephen Fry.
He was the coolest coming out so far but did these uh huh noises that
annoy me. He took tobacco into the house
even though he doesn’t smoke. Bribe
currency anyone? He didn’t want the hug
Mark gave him.
Housemate number 12 is Faye! She does not have a nice body no matter what
she says. Any girls that annoy her she
will attack. I’m wondering if this is
going to lead to a cat fight in the house.
She looks a lot better when she is fully clothed. She said that she was there to have fun. Change her tune a bit there after facing the
crowd. Brian asked if she brought her
alter ego and she said we’ll have to wait and see. I have to admit that she is prettier than the
other girls in the house so far. The
boys are checking her out. I have to ask
if she did say she’s from London, Midlands?
The 13th housemate is Jay! He is a plumber, barber and fitness
instructor. How does he do all those
things? Anyway he is a Geordie through
and through. I had a really hard time
understanding him. He also speaks Geordie
lingo which I do not understand at all.
At least Brian didn’t understand either.
He says he wants to do Newcastle proud and that the eagle has
landed. Not sure what that means. He actually creeps me out a bit. I am starting to like Mark more with each
housemate that goes in.
The last housemate and number 14 is
Louise! She is a model but says she is
not your typical model. She watches
intellectual TV shows like Bargain Hunt.
No offense to Bargain Hunt but I don’t think it counts as intellectual
TV. She would rather marry a chef than a
footballer. Boys don’t come up to her
but she is normal and will not bite. She
says a man wanted to marry her if she got elocution lessons but she wouldn’t. I’m wondering if she knows what elocution
lessons are. She is so stupid and a bit
slow. She wanted to join the army but we
don’t know why she didn’t.
So all the housemate are inside now and
they still don’t know that Pamela is lurking around. The gates blocking the garden start to open
and everyone screams when they see Pamela out there. I have to say that Pamela does a fair amount
of screaming herself. I can’t really
make out what all the people are saying because they are all kind of talking at
the same time. That is where it
ends. Still don’t know why Pamela is
there and what her point is.
Well the first eviction will be next
Friday. Don’t know how nominations will
be done and if they have anything to do with Pamela. There’s no-one really good looking or exciting. I was hoping to have another Bobby to look at
since this was supposed to be the sexiest house ever.
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